I tell you a story:

In 1995 I went to the DISCO with some friends. We had a good time. After the DISCO I collected my friends, who were completely pissed. I drove on road and I was stopped by policeman. I had drunk a bottle of beer, but I totally forgot. In brief I was caught by policeman I lost my license. My driving license was withdrawn.

In a few days I received an announcement, in which was written I had to go to alcohol-therapy. I wrote back, it is a misunderstanding because I'm not an alcoholic. The answer letter: If you wanna get back your license you have to take part in this alcohol-therapy. I thought the driving license is important for me, and I went to the therapy. I met here some interesting people who were in the same class. The lady who drove this course, told us to talk about our story. Why are we here?

The biggest fun.

First of all we must make it absolutely clear that the policecar our country is Opel Astra and VW Golf. There was among us a surgeon who celebrated his birthday with colleague after the duty. He had drunk a lot and the hospital where he was working is not too safe district. That's why he didn't wanna leave his new VW-Golf in front of the hospital, because he was worried about it. He decided go with his bright VW, no by cab. There was a serious accident, and he wanted to help the injured person.

The policeman told the doctor: Don't worry we are on the spot and my colleague had rung for an ambulance and go by cab please, because I must your driving license withdraw. The doctor said: ok He thought when the ambulance arrive he jump in his new bright VW and disappear. He had done.

Presently rang the bell. The policemen. Question: Could you tell me how you get to home? Where is your car? The answer: I drank a bottle of wine but in my house. The policeman put the question once again: Could you tell me how you get to home? Where is your car? My car is in my garage? It's ok. May I see the car please? Of course, said the surgeon. They went in to the garage and the doctor was surprised since he glimpsed on the car-roof the siren. There was a label on the door: POLICE. He was so drunk that he jumped in the police-car and went home by police-car. It was a VW-golf.

I'm not good at in English. Is it understandable? I hope so.